Are you gay?

Are you gay? Not yet
Hella
Gay? In this economy??
I'd be willing to give it a try

Does your mom know you're gay? My mom is gay, too
she forgor
She knows too much; we must kill her now
The doctor was his mother

How gay are you? I am adequately gay

Why are you gay? The fish and I have formed an uneasy alliance against women
The logistics are easier
Being straight is cringe
I'm already invested in the ecosystem

Which of the following best characterizes your sex life? Submission and validation of the HTML <form> element
The ball-and-stick model for describing chemical structures
Bowling
Double dongle

What do you prefer to hold with your "main" hand? Sword
Beer
Magnum
iPhone 16 Plus

What do you prefer to hold with your "off" hand? The red keycard
Another beer
Plasma pistol
My friend's sword

Who would you rather smooch? The glass wall of the burrfish exhibit at the National Aquarium
A block of sharp cheddar from Weis
The Declaration of Independence
A pre-owned copy of Madden NFL 2005 for the PlayStation 2

What kinda crime are you most likely to get convicted for? Tax evasion
Digital piracy
Ballin'
Unlawful possession of a firearm

A swarm of giant ants is approaching you. How would you refer to them? Congregants
Customers
Constituents
Men

Over the next two weeks, how often do you plan to consume meat? Not at all
One or two of the days
More than half the days
Nearly every day

Which of these quotes by Donald J. Trump best characterizes your most recent sexual experience? Once they're up, they're hard to bring down.
There were great people on both sides.
Nobody's ever done a better job.
He's doing it for his country more than anything else.

You wake up tomorrow and you are a woman. What's the first thing you do? Check my work email in case something came up while I was sleeping
Feed my dog and make sure she has enough water in her bowl
Look through the pile of laundry on my floor for something nice to wear today
Read the sports section of the newspaper while enjoying a fresh cup of coffee

You wake up tomorrow and you are a man. What's the first thing you do? Queue for a competitive game in VALORANT
Queue for a competitive game in League of Legends
Queue for a competitive game in Counter-Strike 2
Queue for a competitive game in Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku