Which Intel Xeon are you?

Answer the following questions as honestly as you want. When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.
I enjoy long walks along ________.



Oh, if only everyone in the world would just switch to using ________ instead, we'd all be much better off.



I tend to listen to music with ________.



When left unsupervised, I tend to eat ________ in excess.



The best theme for a gaming PC is ________.



If it weren't for ________, I would feel lost or adrift at sea.



My monthly subscription to ________ practically pays for itself!



My browser homepage is ________.



My preferred language is ________.